The Lawls

meladoodle:

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

fandomlife-universe:

A Jurassic Park video game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock

Then, when you finished and the credits roll, the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now you’re playing a first person POV game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half, the more trouble you’re in for the second

marvelruinedmyspirit:

When I first saw star wars vii i remember thinking how absurd it was that not even a century after the empire they’d let another fascist regime rise but you know what on second thought art imitates life